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Our All Time Favorite “Dad Jokes”

Dads are known for giving priceless advice, providing unconditional support and telling incredibly silly jokes.

Despite how corny the jokes may be, they still somehow make us all laugh.

So, in honor of fathers everywhere, we compiled our favorite dad jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Son: I’ll call you later.
Dad: Don’t call me Later, call me Dad!

Daughter: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hello, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Dad, I’m serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry?

Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left?
A: Bison!

Dad: I wouldn’t buy anything Velcro, it’s a total rip-off.

Daughter: So….?
Dad: No, but I’m learning.

Q: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty.

Dad: Did you know French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

As you celebrate this Father’s Day, we hope you laugh as much as you can!

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